8:35 - REST IN PEACE TATANKA
8:37 - mike miller got more body armor than brian barber. FIGURE THAT ONE OUT, AMERICA
8:38 - next time you're feeling good about yourself, remember that carlos boozer makes $16 million a year
8:41 -NICE LAY-UP ATTEMPT, BOOZER. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, CHRIS BOSH'S HEAD IS NOT THE BASKET
8:45 -oof. first timeout of the game, bulls down 12-6. since starting the game up 4-0, the bulls are 1-8 from the field with 2 turnovers and 3 personal fouls. already thinking about turning on vh1 classic and calling it a night
8:48 - WHO ELSE WOULD TAKE THE FIRST SHOT OUT OF THE BREAK IF NOT KEITH BOGANS?
8:52 - LOUL DENG CAROLINA RISE UP
8:56 - don't you hate it when you try to take a sip of beer but then you see udonis haslem? disgusting
8:58 - one of my favorite activities is trying to figure out which nba player is which animorph. doc rivers is a catfish, jermaine o'neal is THE sleepiest tabby cat, and etc. i guess what i'm trying to say is that derrick rose is on some puma shit
9:02 - UNH UH, YOU CAN'T TELL DENG NOTHIN'
9:03 - 15-6 chi-town run to close out the quarter, and the bulls are on top by 4 after the 1st. even more exciting : just remembered that dj qualls exists
9:07 - SENTENCES NEVER SPOKEN BEFORE VOL. 1 - " ... playing because omer asik is injured"
9:10 - remember when people used to think that kyle korver looked like ashton kutcher? #FUCKA2004
9:12 - what is more rare? : an attractive blind person or a well-executed cj watson possession?
9:14 - FUCK YES KUNG FU PANDA 2
9:23 - SENTENCES NEVER SPOKEN BEFORE VOL. 2 - "nice job cj watson"
9:28 - whoops! mike miller is alive
9:30 - APPROVE A MILLION DOLLAR DEAL FROM MY N-GAGE
9:36 - this second quarter just isn't doing it for me. maybe it has something to do with the influx of ronnie brewer
9:38 - carlos boozer - 2 points, 3 fouls. 8 MILLION DOLLARS A POINT, PLEASE
9:44 - chicago up 7 going into haltime. derrick rose doing a shit-ton of slash and drive offense, and with deng and korver nailing their jumpers, this shit may just make it to game 7. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, 8 POINTS FROM CHRIS BOSH MEANS THAT WE'RE HAVING A REAL FUN TIME
9:47 - HALFTIME = BEANTIME. IM'A MAKE SO MANY BLACK BEANS, IT'LL MAKE YR HEAD SPIN
9:54 - just wanna slap this dude in the geico commerical so fucking bad. i'ma make a gecko stew while i'm at it
10:02 - so dwayne wade is hurt according to THE JET and steve kerr. or maybe, you know, he just don't give a fuck tonight (didn't like the new wayne? bad sex? butt grump?) and is gonna bust out for 40 in game 6
10:12 - KEITH BOGANS FOOOOOOOOOR THREE
10:13 - is how it SHOULD be delivered, if the bulls PA guy wasn't a dull fuck
10:15 - 13 point chicago lead and it's looking like the breaking point
10:17 - thinking about buying some sensodyne pronamel AND I AIN'T EVEN GOT SENSITIVE NAMEL
10:21 - never hated anything more than mike miller's mouth-guard
10:23 - BOOZER GOONS UP LEBRON AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
10:27 - annnnnnnnd the wheels have gone off. HEY BOOZER, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SENDING A MESSAGE TO LEBRON WHEN YR ONLY UP 9 AND BARELY HANGING ON IN THIS SERIES
10:29 - there is nothing funnier than marv albert reading promos for franklin and bash
10:30 - CHRISH BASH
10:32 - had i actually gone and watched vh1 classic back when chicago was up 13, and you told me that the heat would have 57 points going into the 4th quarter, i would have probably guessed the bulls were up 28. but carlos boozer is 1-7 with 2 rebounds and 0 attractive faces and the bulls are only up 5. BARNBURNER
10:39 - kurt thomas has been playing professional basketball since before i had pubes
10:41 - STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES, PEOPLE MAGAZINE GAVE FRANKLIN AND BASH 3 OUTTA 4 STARS
10:48 - loul deng checks back in with 5 fouls and over 7 minutes to go. steve kerr talking like it's a risky decision. they're down 3-1. fuck you steve kerr
10:53 - KURT THOMAS TONE SETTER LIKE WHOA. but, once again, flagrant fouls when you're BARELY hanging on in this series is such a dicey move...
11:01 - and in the end, it all came down to ronnie brewer and kurt thomas like we all knew it would
11:06 - hole-y shit. wade with a redic 3 AND 1. heat down 3 with about a minute twenty to go
11:10 - this lebron character is pretty good
11:15 - unreal.
