we watchin' this on sky sports hd. EXPECT SOME BRITS
9:00 - this program also contains strobe lighting effects. so friendly
9:05 - if anyone can stop paul whight, it's sexual chocolate. got that oozy 'betes
9:12 - WHO GOT THE BIGGER SHIRT CENA OR BIG SHOW? YOU MAKE THE CALL!
9:16 - FIRST PICK - john cener to smackdown. john cena on the syfy network can only mean one thing - MEGASHARK VS. CENA
9:21 - someone get me that big wwe necklace. get my 'quis on DRIP DRIP DIP
9:24 - BLACK MAN GON' WI' BLACK MAN GON' WI'
9:25 - r-truth became a heel by smoking a cigarette and wearing a bandanna. he also became a jet
9:38 - diva's match = basketball game. GIMMIE DAT Z-BO
9:45 - FUCK A SPUR. turned back to raw just in time to see the SECOND PICK - rey mysterio to raw. my roommate estimates him to be about forty-two years old by now. i concur
9:57 - i don't think one thing of note happened in the last 25 minutes. but hold your horses we got a THIRD PICK - randy orton to smackdown. shiiiiit. i'm more interested in thinking about where ja rule wenT
9:58 - get this? ja rule? going to jail. WHO THE FUCK KNEW?
10:00 - booker t also = basketball game
10:20 - oh cm punk. you're the only one i really care about <3
10:26 - two picks for smackdown? BAH GOD BAH GOD
10:28 - FOURTH PICK - mark henry to smackdown. jesus doesn't even care.
10:29 - FIFTH PICK - sin cara to smackdown. i have no idea who this is, i'm sorry. here's a picture of some white women
10:35 - is it odd that this is the first match of the night where the wrestlers weren't shirtless?
10:41 - SIXTH PICK - big show to raw. WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER CATERING TRUCK
10:42 - SEVENTH PICK - alberto del rio to raw. well, they may have lost john cena BUT AT LEAST THEY GOT THE SUN AMIRITE? #shootmefuckthisshow
10:56 - so almost every wrestler tonight has been wearing tights with a t-shirt. and they've all looked like moms at a beach
11:03 - MARK HENRY HEEL TURN. BIGGEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT
11:05 - aaaand, EIGHTH PICK - john cena to raw. well... fuck. my night has been a waste of time. time to watch king of the hill for three hours
