no, see, this is all wrong. you go get back on the blue jays right now, joe carter. ain't no one want to see a black man wearing head to toe brown. confuses the eyes.
#6
"hello, earth? i think i hear someone coming. i'm going to make contact. over and out, earth. bye."
#5
this has to be an in-joke on sandy alomar, right? like, donruss wouldn't have chosen a suited, out-of-focus, mid-blink sandy alomar unless he slept with someone's wife at donruss headquarters. it's the only explanation. or, well, maybe he lost his bet on who would end up being the only relevant alomar OHHH FUUUUUCK ROB3RTO.
#4
#3
a couple things here, 1) who the heck is this mongoloid, and how was he even marginally talented enough to warrant the elusive "MVP" card? 2) just how much does his head weigh? guy looks like he's in the middle of re-staging a scene from "scanners". seriously though, thats gotta be tipping the scales at about 12 pounds, or 28 pudding singles for our canadian readers (did i convert that correctly? i don't want to get a lot of hate mail.)
#2
unh get out the waaaaaaaay (soulja), pretty boy coming through.
#1
ohh pedro, pedro, pedro. what did the cruel men at donruss do to your beautiful latin features? and what a pose! looks like he's squinting at something that he can't quite smell (a daily occurrence, no doubt). mmm, and how your sideburns slowly morph into the shading on your cheeks? beautiful. throw in a case of wesley willis forehead, and we're looking at 4 demented pug-dog humans outta 5. good show.
